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Somehow, I don't think I'm in Rohan any more.

There I was, minding my own business, hunting orcs and then that blasted horse Toto got spooked by an unusual loud noise and dashed into the forest.

He must have thrown me and buggered off.

Unless he dragged me in front of this gate first.

I bet it's that mare he was eyeing that put him up to it. head hurts. :(

Date: 2008-04-27 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*peeks around the corner at him*

Hello, mortal!

Date: 2008-04-27 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

You're not from Rohan.

Date: 2008-04-27 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That is correct! Very astute! Oh, mortals are getting so good these days *delighted clap*

Date: 2008-04-27 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It's the lack of eau de equine. Big clue.

*nods sagely*

Date: 2008-04-28 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Eonwe does try to maintain cleanliness standards!

Is Eonwe correct in assuming you are new? It is important you tell him.

Date: 2008-04-28 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I hate to bring this up, I really do, it feels rude and I hate to be suspicious of anyone who doesn't look like an orc.

But before we carry on, are you one of the forces of evil? You're referring to yourself in the third person and that's... well. That's not normal in Rohan.

And if you are, I'm afraid it is my duty to the people of Rohan to slay you.

Date: 2008-04-28 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Eonwe is quite the opposite of the forces of evil! You can trust me.

*scribbling in a notebook*

Date: 2008-04-28 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

*eyes notebook*

Date: 2008-04-28 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Eonwe has so many questions for you, little mortal

Date: 2008-04-28 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh yes! But for now, ignore Eonwe! He wants to watch you experience every beautiful moment of your new arrival!

Date: 2008-04-29 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]'re not going to tell me where I am? O_o

Date: 2008-04-29 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That would spoil the magic of discovery!

Date: 2008-04-30 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]


So. Who are you and where am I?

Tell me or I'll...I'll...I'll TICKLE YOU INTO SUBMISSION.

Date: 2008-04-30 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I've said too much. *vanishes in a puff of smoke*

Date: 2008-04-30 10:26 pm (UTC)
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